Canadians are divinely perfect in every way.

If someone comes up and tells you that they've just killed someone, you shouldn't believe them. They probably just really hate small-talk.

A guy whose really angry wants to protest to a crowd, but has nothing to say.

Her hair is so long she needs three friends to help brush it all.

A ditzy girl with six feet of hair desperately tries to brush during a windstorm.

A Sexy as Hell Mom trips over her own hair while approaching a studly teenage boy.

A petite, timid girl with preposterously long hair gets ready for school.

BF tells GF that he prefers chubby chix. GF comes back to surprise him and he puffs into smoke.

A super long haired girl is having a really hard time with her zipper.

Two girls with outrageously long hair are fighting over whose is silkiest.

Doodle or Die dot com acquires a rival website called www.JustDie.com

A spoon looking on blankly at an Anime reference he's not familiar with.