karkat does not like that song. he just really doesnt.

motherfuckin fiesta

Human alchemy is now done by contract

every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.

totally not a hat

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZEEEER

sorry mr. thing but you don't get to be described by me. your red eyes are nothing like your other parts

a civilian wishes to share a fuzzy goat with the horse-riding town-hero.

Kawaii-desu devil allows one dreamer to shoot another while in the realm of sleep.

john is such a LADY /)^3^(\

roxy dont eat your makeup thats bad

jawn, turn that frown upside down. RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT