Kids answers 5 and is thrown from his chair

Car full of fish crash in a beach of shocked onlookers.

Jesus gives up on brotherly love and gives everyone a pogo stick as a consolation prize.

Mechanical flyswatter flung poop at the squashed spider.

Sacrilegious winged unicorn who hates Easter poisons a sea full of fish.

WOman angry about poop on her picnic blanket that is definitely not happening at Halloween