Earth splitting in half

I'm confused!

a spider at a bad place. He has sunglasses, though, so it's all good.

a magical lizard with a monocle sticks his tongue out saying, "like a sir"

the moon telling the earth, "f*ck you!" while the earth cries.

Ahh.... Yeahh... Not quite sure.. a spikey cheese grater thing says, "why...why am i here?"

Lar line while a pacman eats green pizza.

Bald Marik trying to use the phone to call Bakura, but getting frustrated.

Italy and Germany from axis powers hetalia (google it) singing.

mail containing green slime.

bird pooping on bird

typewriter toaster