SlenderDave is falling down in all these alien babes jonesing for his manmeat.

Sollux develops a twitch.

Equius hoofbeast frolics in a dreambubble with kitty Nepeta

Lord English consults Doc Spanish

dave, you ju2t lo2t your feeliing2 jam viirgiiniity

The sexiest PBJ makeouts I've ever seen.

Dave happens upon Karkat's voodoo ritual.

Heads up John

Meenah doing somefin badass!!

Hussie you don't have time for this meltdown. Your fandom must be sated.

Strife accident with Bro

I see you came alone, as instructed. Handle this package with care and take it to the next drop. Don't try calling the police, I'll know.