"Yes, it is true..." she said, with a great sigh. "This Naruto lookalike boy is out new king... rejoice!"

*Sniffs the air* Mmm, smells like fresh racism.

A turtle collapses under the strain of the large poptart on his back.

Bloo of fosters home for imaginary friends has an unfortunate growth on his lower body. That's it.

New! Fourth starter confirmed! ChickenSoupimon!

Oh my sweet jesus, I think that dinosaur is my senpai. Totemo kawaii desu ne?

This poor Unicorn is devastated that there are no skips left. He seems unaware that a giant worm is burrowing into his mouth...

A man with an unhealthy obsession with wet bread.

A bold young man with beautiful eyes.

Huntin for da nachos

NO, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.ONE DOES NOT JUST GIVE UP. YOU CARRY ON, WITH PRIDE. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

"I wish this chair would stop melding into my lower body..."