BATTLE THE MUSIC, NATIVE AMERICAN MAN, USE YOUR TRUMPET TO DEFEAT THE MUSIC AND THE GIANT BLACK SPERM!

A blue man with a baby-dick erection floating through space with a pink man (or woman, idklol)

What looks like a platypus if it had a turtle shell.

The Michelin man kicking a brown ball over the Mexican-US border.

A fleeing UFO, promising a hurricane that it will "Be right Back"

A blond woman with very hairy legs (also blond hair) that wishes to partake in a monogamous relationship with a pineapple. God bless the USA

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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