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The Raisin Bran sun harvests organs from an unsuspecting victim.

Sonic is transformed into a CD. It is labelled as such.

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A man threatens to cut you if you do not begin doodling.

It's Karaoke time for these two rice farmers.

Super Ghost gives you a knowing wink!

A delirious fellow is unable to locate water.

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