A furry fox/dragon lady wearing a welding mask.

My thermos is too tight.

Edward Elric has a stroke

I don't understand how the sun works.

A shark in a bike helmet with mutant arms tells a bitch to go fuck themselves

This cat doesn't give two fuckles.

Three morons kill themselves via waterfall

Sit on a can of New Coke. Go ahead.

A ghost stressing over her creative writing final

Kevin's bald because of his chemo. What a coat.

The white man terraforms mars, subjugating the carrot-loving purple manbabies.

A ghost emitting ghostly electric bolts