A dude stares at his computer. He can't believe how quickly the people from 4chan and reddit ruin everything on the internet.

I was about to mow the lawn when a monarch butterfly landed on my finger. I asked him what he wanted. He said: "Bring back 80s speed metal."

A blue Kool-Aid man flips the bird to some kids on a hill. Fuck those kids.

A yellow wireframe house floating in space. It says "The house strikes!" This is probably from Lucas's newest re-edit of Star Wars's intro.

Two kids fighting over a happy meal

A man confused about how something works. Little does he know, it works because Kim Jong-Un says it works. North Korea is Best Korea.

A happy pickle, singing the do-ray-me song from The Sound of Music.

A sad duck with a 50's greaser haircut staring at another duck.

Incredibly awesome drawing of a knight fighting a ninja. You might as well give up and go home now, you can't top this.

A shark is perturbed by the statements being made and wants to voice his concerns.

A pirate. What is he doing? Nobody knows. He's probably doing pirate stuff. You wouldn't understand.

Two flashlights - a white one and a blue one. The white one says "What is 2 x 705?" but the blue one sucks at math and does not know.