A spooky introduction by Shlorp. PIO Your Intro

A Diiinosaur. Get it? Because it's a dinosaur with three eyes???? ahahahhhh

i meant to go to bed five hours ago wooooooooooops haha

>tfw you finally get those mouse ears you've always wanted

"Yes!" Says the japanese tofu cube.

The man walked faster as the remnants of last night's drunken escapades began to seep through his briefcase.

Close up of a man's face in green light.

I swear officer, I didn't know he was under 18 when I tried to make the babies with him.

:V (how bout ur description is too long)

I don't get it either man.

Inspect inventory.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING, THEY WARNED ME ABOUT STAIRS BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN