The sun's GUI has crashed, so it is replaced by a text-based interface, which fails to warm a muffin.

Olympic swimming pool, beautifully shimmering under the bright lights and reflecting the animated faces of a thousand exuberant spectators

Bald man calling for his shoe to save him from four floating orbs of colour

Toadstool flies in sky: "Fuck you, world".

The thinker stares forlornly at his hand, where he is holding a shard of his own empty thoughts.

Man fears he will live to regret setting the ducks free.

Green alien blob with horns sees a beautiful levitating human head and falls in love at first sight.

Badly drawn face likes big butts and he cannot lie

A cactus nonchalantly levitating.

French wino looks up his favourite vintage online.

A worm. He means business.

Diplodocus dislikes ponies.