Sir Paul McCartney (before he went all crazy and married a one legged gold digger)

Seriously, No Means No

The matrix has merged with real life to create a 3D matrix (glasses needed)

All the lucky charms taken out of the ceral

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:23-24

Someone complaining about the Lag. They probably lack skillz.

Barrack Obama's Re-election Campaign

A man thinking he has found a magic mirror but actually he's having a nightmare about his wife.

The blackest depth of the human soul

The Poddington Peas hold a swinging party at the bottom of the garden.

A demon shark with horns that can speak English and shoot lasers out of it's mouth (at the same time)

The pen is mightier then the sword

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