Sir Paul McCartney (before he went all crazy and married a one legged gold digger)
Seriously, No Means No
The matrix has merged with real life to create a 3D matrix (glasses needed)
All the lucky charms taken out of the ceral
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:23-24
Someone complaining about the Lag. They probably lack skillz.
Barrack Obama's Re-election Campaign
A man thinking he has found a magic mirror but actually he's having a nightmare about his wife.
The blackest depth of the human soul
The Poddington Peas hold a swinging party at the bottom of the garden.
A demon shark with horns that can speak English and shoot lasers out of it's mouth (at the same time)
The pen is mightier then the sword