Orange hat shitting out magic faeces.

Cyclops stickman with tiny arms vomits up lemons and complains about eating too many burritos.

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Joey Essex tied to a post while his family is murdered in front of him. Also a tiny cute kitten is laughing.

Handicapped child has drawn a picture of a daffodil.

Grandma frog licks some purple putty on a wall and is about to die.. or something.

A yellow burrito on a bed of cheese pubes.

2 black Liquorice sticks have a threesome with a halved kiwi.

Badly drawn Tsunami encompasses most of an orange flavoured sky.

Breakfast of Retards: 2 sausages, a jacket potato, yellow paint and some chives.

A 2 year old's attempt at drawing a ginger sausage dog, It's even saying woof, cute.

A Close up of a bear-cub's face, he obviously has lovely eyelashes and an Italian moustache.

Um, 2 bald chav's. The 1st has one arm and is drinking moo-moo milk, saying "HUH". The 2nd has no face, arms or feet, how unfortunate...

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