I wanna bee, the very beest, like no one ever was. This bee placed first in the karaoke competition and has been awarded a blue ribbon.

It's a dog! Arf Arf!

The Lochness monster is devouring that question mark block! Quick! Get it!

A man is horrified that he's walking down the red carpet of fame.

A table lamp shrouded in darkness, thinking to itself, "I need a socket..." This must be rectified!

A person wearing their pants on their head with googley eyes and derp on their long sleeved shirt, creative ain't it?

Letters on a conveyer belt being transported to a vat of cooked pea's

A fly, IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

A obese blond lady waits at the bus stop beside a haunted red dress as a stalker watches from afar

Someone apparently thinks some guy is rather tasty, Mmm, Maybe pacman eating the ghosts

Oh god, OH GOD, DON'T COME CLOSER YOU BANANA ZOMBIE, NO, I WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR BLOODY RITUAL, GET AWAY!

Blue jays like their eggs with ketchup on top, and tears.