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Retarded person somehow got onto this site...

Devil finds out his daughter slept with Jesus.

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Katy Perry uses black magic to create second sun.

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Madonna tackles lady GaGa whilst obese lady looks on

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Beethoven tells Skrillex to turn down them fresh beats

Worms fighting for a good position get tangled up to form the worm king.

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An alarm clock tells sleeping man 'just five more minutes dude' while a pillow gets high in the background.

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An X chromosome tells a Y chromosome that it's just not working anymore

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Adele eating pasta with a lava lamp in the background (the lava lamp is singing)

Homer simpson on hypo raging against a whale on a tiger

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