"More like belongs in the trash!"

Sudowoodo will not move out of your way unless you give him a handjob

A man lying down with ice in his mouth

An angel alien in a pink dress looks out into space from the moon

A birthday cake with two candles coloured like a calico cat

Someone accidentally some green spaghetti and now prick

A poop shaped like a pile of spaghetti, sitting underneath the word "What"

An emoticon holding up a toy lorry, ready to smash into another emoticon

New Chain

A bird landing a rather successful shit on top of Donald Trump's head. He's pissed about it.

A shitty game

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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Colors & Brushes

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a
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s
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d
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q
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e
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b
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Actions

CTRL + Z
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Z
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