The stepped Incan temple of Machu Pichu has grown a wise beard in old age.

A red steering wheel with a potato placed behind it in an effort toward sabotage.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES CHILD.

A two legged mutant bean engages in bondage, wearing fifty shades *ba dum tish* of glasses.

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Demosthenes

When chicks are intelligent

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schoumana houmana

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NOT icecream

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A giant buttplug death machine being built on uranus.

A two legged and green Shetland pony has lost his reading glasses and cries as a big grey cheese wheel laughs at his misfortune

After having prematurely ejaculated for the fifth time that evening, Larry the mouse expressed his concerned face.

A grey and mouldy piece of fairy floss that has lived a neglected life amongst the clouds, finally releases a rain of hate upon the earth.

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