A laughing cat, very fluffy, white.

A superman levitates with a rope glued to the front of his neck.

a bumble bee that is eating a little smokey comes across two green shoes.

Hitlerception. Two swastikas for the holocaust of one.

A brown ballsack with a face on it.

New Chain

Jacob Hilton delivers his nasty cephalopod house at 9:27 AM.

Doodle or Die

MLP:FIM Little Sally and her gay friend, April(Who looks like Ellen DeGeneres), go deliver a cake to the wig shop for baby's first birthday.

A blow up doll has washed up on the beach. The main character from Cast Away no longer needs Wilson to please him.

New Chain

>tfw all of your facial hair was actually a ferret.

The top half of a question mark forces it's erection into the eye of the lower half.

I knew about shitty ragecomics before you did, aren't I so cool? I'm the coolest kid in middle school because I know all the me-me's.

The ballad of a common Nazi man.

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