The poptart doesn't know what's coming next. He's pretty naive.

A short comic with a moral: One does not don the hat of time lightly.

Next time on "When Office Supplies Attack!"

Gentlemen, we must enter the sun's orbit here if we hope to take our starship back in time to save the planet Earth.

A fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of ox, used as a source of milk or beef. What's not to understand?

Oh god! I'm sorry Spongebob!

Phoenix Dave... or something.

The black guy from DBZ revels in Earth's destruction. He's having the time of his life!

What sick and twisted individual made this snowman?!

Mario: Deciduous edition.

An apple reaches critical mass and is about to explode as other fruit dive for cover in a nearby bowl

A man named Sue.