Godzilla except he sucks buildings off instead of destroying them.

Twitter but for NEETs

Level 28 Beedove Pokemon learns EVANESCENCE

Daddy Gondola gets drunk and beats up Mommy Gondola while their child Spurdo sits and cries in the corner.

With this drawing, try to get as many likes as you can with as little effort as possible.

When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took zero cakes. He took 0 cakes. That's as many as four zeroes. And that's terrible.

Reaper forces Charlie Brown to watch a Tyler Perry movie with him.

Mr. Krabs has gone numb and can no longer feel it

People in the tornado shelter are happy for the storm to kill them because Kansas is a fucking stupid ass state where there's nothing to do.

Anon holds loli captive in his pocket against her will

A Vietnam veteran curses Eisenhower for starting the war and making him kill innocents. Also the soldier is Sonic and Eisenhower is Shadow

Man works dead end job as a jester. He must advertise German clothing companies on his shirt to feed his family and he will never retire.