Dude's parachute didn't open. What a bummer. Luckily, he's got Allstate life insurance to help his family with his recently discovered loss.

GOTTA GO FAST

Phil Collins draws inspiration from his two greatest fans... Drowning and begging for him to help them.

Overly happy balloon and the sun go out on a date.

Man yelling so hard his genitals have been sucked through his body and flown out of his mouth.

The meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs, about to hit a lonely brachiasaur.

Man trapped in a bubble pleads for his life above a vat of acid.

Confused blonde man tries to whistle.

Capcom put rainbow DLC within the disk of their latest game, but it's locked even though you technically own it already. Pay up!

I'm scared.

*Turns head sideways* N-N... ano desu~?

PSA in favor of consuming weed daily.