the vlasic pickles stork

Delicious dinner consisting of a chicken drumstick, sushi, and earthworms. BBQ dipping sauce on the side.

Doodle or Die

tired of bugs bunny fucking with him, elmer fudd decides to hunt a more docile prey...hairbrushes.

super toast is surrounded by balls, will he escape?

a deformed rooster meets his son, whose mother was a peanut, for the first time

two flamingos flying with a small brown bird

angry orange crab says "hey! I just took a bath!" Which makes no sense since he lives in the ocean.

Doodle or Die

rock concert at the bottom of the sea

judgemental stick man questions whether or not your mom knows if you do "this stuff"

a wizard got stabbed in the face with a pen

a man questions why his mustache has transformed into a banana

a vampire hugs a blue shark. they both agree that blood is great

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