An unabashedly ashamed individual that just can't do what others need him to do...

Country singers and their beards

What What (In the Butt) - Clown version

Wii has the best games

Aliens from Mars are headed to Earth!

the key goes into the cheese

why are my fingers orange and my nails yellow?

the prettiest spoon you ever saw

Giant caterpillars at the theme park

man holds his pink flappy-tongued sock puppet up to the sun

*looks down at his devil claws* "they're just lines, so red and misshapen"

Giant flamingo bit me in half to get my bow tie