You're now extremely fat because of Cheetos. Your hands are covered in cheese, but you can't do anything about it. You're also shirtless.

Santa wants to steal bread.

Dave is trying to convince John that he has a shark.

Kiku (Japan) wants you to say no.

"Oh no!" She yelled, tears flowing from her eyes, as her hat flew away.

Stupid walrus, I don't want your shit. Find your own food. The trees are right in front of you, lazy ass.

You tried to be a turtle.

No to katanas, yes to cutlasses! Fuck yes pirates!!

A red volcano shoots pink mentos.

A girl angry bites out of a chicken

A lazy person is laying down on a couch while reading a magazine, laughing. "Pfft."

a blonde girl is freaking out with a card in hand

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