"No!", shouts Jesus as he approaches a couple trying to perform a frontal hug. "It is sinful", he explains, "frontal hugs are sinful.".

A female and sweaty ass getting fucked in the ass by a mans nose. The man is overwhelmed: "Oh yes!", while the woman stutters: "Wah."

It is a Shitfort, the artist explains. A shitfort. Shitfort, a shitfort. Imagine you have triangle arms you can use as a pillow.

The turtle is amazed by his peotic thoughts: "I don't want no chocolate chip muffin!", he laughs excited, while realizing he is not a ninja.

The kid is eating its own hand. There might be a backstory as a single arm lies on the floor beside him, full of blood.

The rocket finally got away: "haha l8r peasants", it shouts, but that will probably remain unheard as the rocket it already in the orbit.

It is like in one of those movies. The train is exploding very slowly, the chaos is reaching for the drivers cab in slow-motion. Chuu, chuu!

A chair suddenly shouts at the innocent man: "Boo! <3". The man writhes in shock: "Aaah!" and starts crying horribly.

The artist asks a colorful question about who is Ned Flanders. He gives a hint, though: "The character may occur in the Show "The Simpsons"

"NO!", the girl shouts in insanely huge letters and adds shyly: "UR GAY."

This ghost has a dice attached to his cheek: "Dear god why?", he moans in terror.

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