A potato reflects on the hardships of life. He has seen better times.

General Buttnaked prepares Private Kirby for a deep tactical insertion

Chen saying "sup ninjas"

In the year 3856, while digging for scrap metal using his shit shovel, a man unearths what appears to be a Happy Meal.

You have been slain. Continue?

Your greatest fear

A floating head blocks a tactical nuke with mind diamonds.

squidward gets banned from 4chan

Aliens tell Jason to abduct people

Santa kidnapping children

the secret behind cinnamon toast crunch is...

a brazilian playing videogames