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I don't know, therefore terrorists did it.

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Somebody isn't fond of ponies

Youth considers the potential consequences of falling out of bed.

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ET learns to play the ukelele

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Really badly drawn cat with a purple tail and some purple shit on its head. And only one ear.

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