Turtle don't listen to haters. Turtle does his own thing.

Pacman takes his merchandising operation to the Middle East.

Officer envies negro's talent with the ladies.

Lilypad hat Santa is my baby.

The earth is afraid of a balding werewolf.

Pipi Longstocking got UGLY.

The king of town is sad

Feline Nick Fury.

srhek (sic)

Man parachutes into pool.

Bird crashed into glass window, cracked it.

Slobbering over nuggets.