Doodle or Die

3rd grade depiction of how the dinosaurs died.

What you did in your free time as a 12 year old

McDonald's begins hiring jellyfish as cashiers due to severe lack of interest from the human population

Duke Nukem is tired of the jews, so he takes matters into his own hands

Francois, the man born with an umbrella for a body, goes out for a stroll when he is hit with a blob of chewed gum.

Buckley finally decides to end it

Rose and Pinky want to drive but Brownie just can't read.

UR MUM

Kitten chilling on the top of a geyser

New Chain

Definitely not hentai if that's what you're thinking

A dead ditto

Stick man suddenly given the task of farming with no prior knowledge

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