The Union of Sexist Mechanics decides that only toolboxes are acceptable, not toolpurses, as women are obviously inferior.
Tyrone Xavier Brown Esquire looked at the yellow tape. Mere hours ago there was to be a crack deal; now there was only a murder scene.
A rose as black as my soul. As I stare into the many-petaled monstrosity representative of my depression, I recall death metal lyrics.
Inspector Moreau had the perfect disguise; by putting on a silly hat and cheap curly mustache, he could infiltrate the villainous cabal!
An angry Mexican coke dealer channels his inner Silly and rages against the dying of the light. And Jews. Mainly Jews.
Sonic the Hedgehog, after receiving a haircut, vomits mercury after breaking a thermometer and drinking its contents. Call 911.
In a parallel universe where physics is all weird (physics is always weird in parallel universes), shooting a man turns him into a pie.
A robot gives a one-word summary of its opinion on its current extraterrestrial living circumstances.
strong independent stick woman who don't need no man and ain't afraid to speak her mind
delicious sausage
the internet grades an english essay
TEAM HITLER BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
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