The smarmiest green cube you've ever met.

Sonic the Hedgehog tastes the 10 Commandments.

A child tells the world's gayest pirate a whimsical story with a rat.

Mister Spock impresses 2 blonde elves with his basketball skills.

An aborted first trimester fetus of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Rainbow Dash always dresses in style.

Old man berating a young gay person.

Two German expressionists in turtlenecks discuss life.

"Get your filthy meathooks off me!"

Delicious Lemonade!

A man with a speech bubble. No effort was placed in this drawing.

The man in the suit peers across reality.

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