An electronic device that dispenses beverages giving a lecture about physics at Princeton university to an enraptured class of toddlers

A Skull demanding that Tithes be paid to the Pope in hopes that he will not be devoured by a velociraptor

A pornographic comic depicting Maggie Thatcher and Geordi LaForge playing Dungeons and Dragons

A sentient ham sandwhich watching and plotting your demise with its sole olive eye