hips that just cannot lie

a robot attempts to seduce a man, but its only skill is ejecting a phallic object from its port

having to explain to your child what a "prostitute" is

the nightmare before christmas

frogger gone wrong

dog is frightened by seeing his master in the nude

billy did not expect his mother to jump out of his birthday cake, but alas she did

Jigglypuff attempting to hypnotize you with their godly eyes

Speedy rotation of planet sends space soda bottle careening into the sun.

Bill walks into his cubicle to see his co-worker, Phil, robbing him of his paperclips.

Patriotic eagle.

Egg man