The cover image on a recruiting pamphlet for the ladybug navy.

A person gets bored of doodling phallic images

A chain-smoking blind man likes your story, bro

You mother is also your brother

Darth Kitty wants to play with his Transformers

A person is lovingly holding their pet fish in bed

A furry, post-op

A saw-toothed dog shitting a rainbow

The worst cotton candy in the world

Mario feels so pretty.

A retarded vampire

Two birds sitting on a tree branch

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