during the dark night, and angel pisses on a lightning bolt that happens to be on fire and is striking an oversized cracked egg

god is a clothes hanger, and is about to throw a snowball at three pink bros who are telling an absolutely incredulous story to three bros

If you like MLP, you are either an 8 year old girl or a social outcast who uses Asperger's as a crutch when you don't really have autism.

pacman is an angel and he's crying over 9/11 RIP to the competition

a swedish fish chases a man

a can of pepsi is stabbing a carton milk while a can of coke runs in to kill the can of coke

an asian green bay packers fan sticks his tongue out at a baby who has exploding volcanos instead of arms

a sandwich with sunglasses, and aged beard, and a doob is just for men

a camper gets attacked by a snaek

harmony

palm of a hand on fire

implying 2012 (making fun of someone still doing something ridiculous, such as putting ketchup in the fridge, in 2012)

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