niki minaj's brain decides to fly away after a long period of neglect

Non-descript scribbling. One might ponder the kind of person who would make something of this magnitude, probably John Carmack.

Less than question, mark. Says the old, crotchety man. Less than a question, what could he mean? Life is a question, and death is the answer

Little girls playing in the sun

Someone drew a face on my onion, who would commit such an act of vandalism? I know who, but it's up to you to decide.

A wizard puts on a disappointing show, and these youths won't have any of it.

Upon breeding with a giraffe, this man discovers life will never be the same as the giraffe was NUCLEAR POWERED.

Billy had a rough life, but upon handing in his homework on that fateful September morning, things were about to change.

I've seen your face in the shadows. I've seen your face in the places I wasn't meant to be.

Garrett sneaks into the abandoned cathedral, only to discover it's not as abandoned as he suspected.

Tud Futters

Three-headed siamese twin brothers contemplate the logic behind masturbating. Is it a handjob, or is it simply masturbation?