Elite Knight's pet crystal Lizard "Mr. Shines" fuckin' ran away again, EK puts down his paper and gets out of his recliner to exclaim this.

Dark Souls merges with Pokemon and in an attempt not to lose edginess they give the mimic a huge dong.

An invader roleplaying as a black knight immediately regrets his decision to invade after he walks summons in on Elite Knight naked

Solaire is Tsundere but Lautrec knows their love is true, he makes a move be complimenting his helmet.

On the weekends Nito is the Ravelord and he wears shades and takes off him skeletons pants and raves hard, throwing up the horns.