A fine old banana named Harry

A happy lump of coal has been made into a pretty lamp

A grumpy man plays with a playdough machine

A tiny white dot is suspected of racism

The sunset is so hot that someone's hair caught on fire

An avocado is tweeting

No-bama

A lone tree sits quietly throughout the night. He is empty inside. He wonders why his trunk is the same color as his leaves.

Dinosaurs with cell phones for heads stomp on homeless people

Michael Jackson's epitaph on his grave is a humorous line from one of his songs

Naked Pinocchio tries to convince his human wife to have intercourse for the third time in one night. "Woody" takes on a new meaning.

Sonic and Shadow the hedgehogs are bumfuzzled when confronted with the decision of how to equally share 5 Doritos chips