A magnificently mustachioed scientist presents a slideshow depicting the origins of life as the gaseous eruptions of a giant alien's burp.

The severed torso of a singing child is possessed by the haunting eldritch chanting of the abyss.

Toke the magic Dragon

Brushface duck monster

Riding an ostrich into the sunset as a koosh ball crashes into the world

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An eagle has left the atmosphere to chase the sun. Luckily for him he has a brand new spacesuit.

Princess Cheese Monster Marshamallow Face with a crown and pink hair. C H E E S E

Willy Wonka's Wily Cat, Wilfred.

A distinguished Spider has slaughtered Mr. Peanut and jacked him for his duds.

No. A thousand times, no.

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Sin; Daughter of Red Skull

goldfish approves of a california raisin making out with the sun.

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