A bucket of blood. Someone tried to scribble out the label with green marker, but it still shows through.

Only when I took my shirt off did I discover that I had been sunbathing on top of a scorpion. Oh the scorpioanity!

Are you tired of lame parties? Do you want to have fun? Now you can, with Rainbow Mouth(tm). Spit rainbows out your mouth whenever you want!

Draw anything that: 1) uses all 16 colors, 2) has no circular objects, and 3) contains no text. Go!

I've just finished climbing the brand new Taj Mahal.

The squid fell came toward the light...but it was a trap! Fish-eating-fish! Oh no! Also everybody has redeye.

Help! The tan magnetic rock on the ceiling is attracting my tan magnetic shoes!

"Oh, Pinocchio, I told you that your lies would get somebody hurt someday!" "But lying is so much fun!" "Aaarghsakdjsaldjlksajrlkejrlkas..."

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WOW this image has a lot of puns. HOLY FUCK. I challenge you to beat this. READY. SET. GO!

Your favorite meme character in another meme character's staple situation.

He's obviously a videogame/movie character, but I don't recognize him, and he's trying to sell me drugs. Nice artwork!