progression of a life: you're a baby; a child; then you shoot yourself with a hot-glue gun; and then you're rebuilt into a battle-tank.

man has a problem with his ovaries and wants everyone in the room to know

Grandma is having another one of her fits where she thinks she's a ghost train again

marlon brando describes the war as "the horror" in Apocalypse Now (1979), possibly referring to how jaundiced he looks?

alien watermelon has sex with its severed appendage

an Irish hybrid priest/police man discovers the purse of gold at the end o' the rainbow, questions his belief in God

a burrito is not making a life for itself or contributing to society as a whole; it it wasting valuable dimensions

man's head rejoices, because it has escaped the red miles (it hasn't. you can't escape. the red miles.)

it's clearly a raccoon face, although the illustrator seems to believe the big round eyes are, in fact, "boo bs".

minimalistic album cover for jesus's new pop band, "J#esus", featuring a pink blob

pink-headed demon emits heart rays into the aether.

hippo in a grass skirt dances to music from a boombox.

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