Your cat is stoned. That makes you a terrible cat owner. You should get a dog.

Pedobear offers Free Ice Cream. Little Children cry. WHY Pedobear, WHY?!

Billy tried hard to ignore the incessant screaming coming from his finger, but his finger was more of a nag than his wife!

You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your... You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...

Steve Irwin putting his hand where he shouldn't. RIP Steve!

Pepper mourns the passing of his good friend, Salt. RIP

Looking into his closet, Brice found too many pastel shirts and realized it was time; he emerged from... the closet! "HELLO!"

Dragon shitting lava on a girl with a mustache.

Don't EVEN think about connecting my dots, lemonhead!

Frog kissing NOT ALLOWED! Not even if the frog is a KING!

Kim K. was sad that the "ponies" were all spent. The sex show would have to end, as well as her 15 minutes of fame. The world rejoiced!

Super happy box blasts off!