A burglar with a green eye band politely requests a sandwich.

The Three stooges. Classic depiction. A confused Larry and a flustered, pissed-off Moe sandwich the goofy and always-smiling Curley.

A happy taco with blue eyes, sitting in a chair, giving a "thumbs up."

A grey fish swimming in the ocean, covered in hideous pink zits which are surrounded by hives.

A sick, confused man is wondering what his creator wrote about his head. Says: "THE RE-(which is crossed out) IS." Yeah. Good-fucking-luck.

A cartoon man with arms out, bearing his teeth, saying "I'm a wizard."

A sea turtle tries to remain inconspicuous among unknowing pedestrians. He looks pretty damn suspicious.

Danny DeVito rides a scale model of the Star Trek ship, the Enterprise, through rush-hour traffic, over all of the unsuspecting people.

A concerned-looking red stick man puts up his fists and faces a white balloon painted with the phrase "Ur a faget."

The number "69" drawn ominously into the night sky.

A fish struggles against a current of bloody discharge to enter a vaginal cavern. I'm so, so sorry to make you draw this.

The devil crawls on all fours, preparing to be escorted to plow-town by a colon-hungry purple octopus.