"The Fish who Loved Piss", a children's book by Robert Munsch.

"HEY RON, WHAT'S UP!?" Yelled the enthusiastic fan, unaware of his actions stretching Ron's already-frayed nerves to the limit.

The killer ladybugs fell from the sky, smashing into buildings and obliterating any poor soul standing in their way. The end times were here

Italian blond mafioso performs waltz with his sparsely-detailed punchghost

A dead pig proclaims its own demise while heartily laughing out loud.

A bird enjoying a fine meal of worms and a glass of chianti.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the elbow.

"Why won't you come play with me?" The Sun said to the tree, with a pleading look in his eyes. "I'm sorry," the tree replied, "I cannot..."

"Quick Charlie, we must high-five that pickle!"

A well-read female ghost who loves to follow "the trend".

Prisoner dabs at several haters

Porky Pig (and one of his brethren) checks the ass of a prostrating man. Upon farting, Porky gets closer while thinking "Very nice!"