A suicidal cat demands sex from what I can only assume is supposed to be an overly tanned man in a pink shirt

A penis being very indifferent to Canada

A blue ball rolling down the street in a santa hat

A teenage mutant ninja turtle

A banana is also a super-hero

Charizard hates rainbows

Sonic the Hedgehog

A heavily stoned feline is confused about the nature of breasts.

A man with orange hair is quite entertained by the situation at hand

A man with blue eyes screams as his short hair catches on fire

A crazy man attempts to gun down the green hearts that follow him as they look on in confusion

A stick figure is about to fall through a hole while about to be swept away by a tidal wave. The figure is also a Disney character.