edgy teen being edgy

30 year old birthdays suck

a star bitches to his laundry that it can't draw

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

A strip club called "Draw Yourself"

The butter has gotten so rotten that it turned black. Apparently someone is surprised about this.

OH SWEET JESUS MY EYES ARE MELTING FROM THE INSIDE

Charmander starting a nuclear war

Green is not a creative colour

Duke Nukem and Kamina from Gurren Lagann had a baby.

Depressed radio DJ

Billy! What are you doing to your sister?!