Oh my god, he's wearing a fez, oh my god he's wearing a fez ohmmygodheswearingafez

the green crayon cat, is not allowed to bed with his other crayon cat brethren.

Twilight sparkle (Maybe?) Terrorizes the sun

Stick man Successfully took a poop,He is very proud.

your lungs died, but you live on to tell their tale

Rebellion

The wicked witch says to Hansel that she plans to commit sexual crimes against him.

Well...It ain't no coca-cola. Random fun fact, before it was illegal coca-cola actually contained cocaine

Confused Ditto is confused.

Carlos, a womanizer, with a beautiful mustache, wishes to steal your woman, every woman, all the womans.

Draw what your heart desires.

Spikes, spike everywhere, his life has come to an end, as he is greeted with millions of spikes.