A wizard with footballs for feet gets threatened by a confused Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters

Micky Mouse pretends to be oblivious as his god Pluto chugs bottles of lube he ordered from Bad Dragon

A bipedal cow shoots pink liquid from its udder into a glass that is about a foot away.

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Mario, Luigi and Peach on Jerry Springer to sort out their love triangle.

"I love the power glove. It's so bad"

New Chain

A cucumber and a pickle try to unravel the worlds greatest mystery.

Two furious shopping carts decide to end their feud once and for all in a head on collision.

Sweating black man with fat shiny ass does squats while contemplating his mothers final words "No One"

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A rotting corpse covered in worker ants and is holding a lightning wand is being haunted, menacingly by the queen ant who lurks in the dark.

Two brothers sword fight on top of roller coasters that are multi-track drifting.

A mans wedding is ruined when a large pile of shit arrives and his bride fights it off with a pickle and an iron.

A single can of Cocka-Cola sits on a table eagerly waiting to be opened.

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