a wiener dog is offended because he thought someone loved him but it was just a hot dog cart

ooh french frie- JESUS CLOGGED ARTERIES IM DEAD

diglet loses the spelling bee

I'm gambling and I have lost control of my life

a potato chip makes fun of another chip for not getting eaten though ironically the one talking is also uneaten so really it's just a jerk

homophobic fairies avoid butt touching

frog beanie baby

DONT BE DEAD I AM CRY

a pile of confetti is dubbed the chosen one while he whispers "yolo..." to himself, "yolo....!"

BLARG IM AGONNA EAT YOU SHERIFF not on my watch *bang bang*

star zorro

a dolphin pig hybrid staring straight into your soul